Love, Sex & Drunk-texts
Love, Sex & Drunk-texts
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 A New Ass To Kiss,  2012   
 After The Breakup, 2012
 All I Gotta Say, 2012
 Disappointment, 2012
 Are You Ashamed Of Me?, 2013
 As The Newness Fades, 2012
 A Woman With Your Phone, 2012
at me bro.jpg
 If You Weren't You, 2012   
     
 By The Time, 2012
 The Representative, 2012
 Cell Phone Plan, 2012
 Heir To My Flaws, 2012
 Credit or Debit, 2012
 Them Titties, 2012
 Drawing The Lines, 2012
ebt hustle letter.jpg
 Emotional Roller Coaster, 2012
 ESP, 2012
 Expectacular!, 2012
 The Promise Ring Chronicles, 2012
 I Only Fake It, 2012
 Empowerment Is Enslavement, 2012
 Finish Him, 2012
 Forever, 2012
 When All Else Fails, 2012
 Gay Shit, 2012
 Who's The Straightest Of Them All?, 2012
 He Wanted Her Hand, 2012
 As The Pimp Stick Rigged Backwards, 2012
heaven.jpg
 Hometown Hookup, 2012
 I Used To Be, 2012
 I've Bought So Many Dreams, 2012
 Is You Gay?, 2012
 I Dreamed, 2012
 I Hate The Person I Am, 2012
 I Heard Rich People, 2012
 I Was Just Too Polite, 2012
idris elba.jpg
 If, 2012
immaculate contraption.jpg
 Is This It?, 2012
 It's Over, 2012
 Love Equals, 2012
 Love Logic, 2012
makes me gag.jpg
 Make-up Sex, 2012
 Mother's Darling, 2012
 Martavius Bobo Has His Way, 2012
 Martini, 2012
 Memoirs Of Lakeesha, 2012
 Shit Costs, 2012
 Modern Woman, 2012
moral fiber.jpg
 Mr. Mom, 2012
 My Tastes, 2012
 Never Really Loved, 2012
 Nobody Wants To See Us Together, 2012
 Period Sex, 2012
 Porn Makes Me A Man, 2012
 Porn Twin, 2012
 Professional Voice, 2012
 Ressurection, 2012
 Mastering The Pain, 2012
 Sex Is Like Four Dollars, 2012
 She Was Smart, 2012
 She's Having Sex, 2012
 Downloading Porn, 2012
 So Much Bigger, 2012
 But I Do, 2012
 Something's Wrong, 2012   
 Pyramid Scheme, 2012
 Stimulus Package, 2012
 Straight From The iPhone, 2012
 That's A Dude, 2012
 The Certificate Of Appreciation, 2012
 The Fear Of Loneliness, 2012
 The Gospel, 2012
 Squirteen, 2012
 The Only One, 2012
 The Storm Defined My Moment, 2012
 The Summer Of 10th Grade, 2012
 You Never Take Me, 2012
 The Unforgettable Ex Award, 2012
 Pro, 2012
 The Veil Of Ignorance, 2012
 Shit In Common, 2012
 Martavius Bobo Kisses The Socialite, 2012
 Will He Make More?, 2012
 What Is Love, 2012
 What's Coming, 2012
 Where Men Turn Cold, 2012
 Why Can't You, 2012
 Fucking Classy, 2012
 Will I Die Bored?, 2012
 Will You Save Me?, 2012
 You Look Successful, 2012
Inheritance.jpg
Love, Sex & Drunk-texts (hardcover)
Love, Sex & Drunk-texts (hardcover)
Love, Sex & Drunk-texts
Love, Sex & Drunk-texts
Love, Sex & Drunk-texts
Love, Sex & Drunk-textsLove, Sex & Drunk-texts (2013) 8.5x8.5", Hardcover available. Ebook available on Amazon.com and Itunes.    My name is Matthew Thomas and I've made some unremarkable choices in women throughout my life. So I created Love, Sex & Drunk-texts which highlights my slip-ups, the self-absorbed cries for attention from women, along with classic quotes and texts messages from love's most desperate moments. LSDT is an illustrated memoir filled with one-liner self-truths, texts-message break-ups, self-serving quotes, failed relationships and utter discontent with social norms. Referencing art and pop-culture icons of the 80‘s, 90‘s and 2000‘s, this books is a tell-all of my personal struggles as an artistic man-child evading marital and social-caste entrapment. 
Love-Sex-&-Drunk-Text-Coverfor-new-site.jpg
 A New Ass To Kiss,  2012   
A New Ass To Kiss,  2012 
 After The Breakup, 2012
After The Breakup, 2012
 All I Gotta Say, 2012
All I Gotta Say, 2012
 Disappointment, 2012
Disappointment, 2012
 Are You Ashamed Of Me?, 2013
Are You Ashamed Of Me?, 2013
 As The Newness Fades, 2012
As The Newness Fades, 2012
 A Woman With Your Phone, 2012
A Woman With Your Phone, 2012
at me bro.jpg
 If You Weren't You, 2012   
If You Weren't You, 2012 
     
  
 By The Time, 2012
By The Time, 2012
 The Representative, 2012
The Representative, 2012
 Cell Phone Plan, 2012
Cell Phone Plan, 2012
 Heir To My Flaws, 2012
Heir To My Flaws, 2012
 Credit or Debit, 2012
Credit or Debit, 2012
 Them Titties, 2012
Them Titties, 2012
 Drawing The Lines, 2012
Drawing The Lines, 2012
ebt hustle letter.jpg
 Emotional Roller Coaster, 2012
Emotional Roller Coaster, 2012
 ESP, 2012
ESP, 2012
 Expectacular!, 2012
Expectacular!, 2012
 The Promise Ring Chronicles, 2012
The Promise Ring Chronicles, 2012
 I Only Fake It, 2012
I Only Fake It, 2012
 Empowerment Is Enslavement, 2012
Empowerment Is Enslavement, 2012
 Finish Him, 2012
Finish Him, 2012
 Forever, 2012
Forever, 2012
 When All Else Fails, 2012
When All Else Fails, 2012
 Gay Shit, 2012
Gay Shit, 2012
 Who's The Straightest Of Them All?, 2012
Who's The Straightest Of Them All?, 2012
 He Wanted Her Hand, 2012
He Wanted Her Hand, 2012
 As The Pimp Stick Rigged Backwards, 2012
As The Pimp Stick Rigged Backwards, 2012
heaven.jpg
 Hometown Hookup, 2012
Hometown Hookup, 2012
 I Used To Be, 2012
I Used To Be, 2012
 I've Bought So Many Dreams, 2012
I've Bought So Many Dreams, 2012
 Is You Gay?, 2012
Is You Gay?, 2012
 I Dreamed, 2012
I Dreamed, 2012
 I Hate The Person I Am, 2012
I Hate The Person I Am, 2012
 I Heard Rich People, 2012
I Heard Rich People, 2012
 I Was Just Too Polite, 2012
I Was Just Too Polite, 2012
idris elba.jpg
 If, 2012
If, 2012
immaculate contraption.jpg
 Is This It?, 2012
Is This It?, 2012
 It's Over, 2012
It's Over, 2012
 Love Equals, 2012
Love Equals, 2012
 Love Logic, 2012
Love Logic, 2012
makes me gag.jpg
 Make-up Sex, 2012
Make-up Sex, 2012
 Mother's Darling, 2012
Mother's Darling, 2012
 Martavius Bobo Has His Way, 2012
Martavius Bobo Has His Way, 2012
 Martini, 2012
Martini, 2012
 Memoirs Of Lakeesha, 2012
Memoirs Of Lakeesha, 2012
 Shit Costs, 2012
Shit Costs, 2012
 Modern Woman, 2012
Modern Woman, 2012
moral fiber.jpg
 Mr. Mom, 2012
Mr. Mom, 2012
 My Tastes, 2012
My Tastes, 2012
 Never Really Loved, 2012
Never Really Loved, 2012
 Nobody Wants To See Us Together, 2012
Nobody Wants To See Us Together, 2012
 Period Sex, 2012
Period Sex, 2012
 Porn Makes Me A Man, 2012
Porn Makes Me A Man, 2012
 Porn Twin, 2012
Porn Twin, 2012
 Professional Voice, 2012
Professional Voice, 2012
 Ressurection, 2012
Ressurection, 2012
 Mastering The Pain, 2012
Mastering The Pain, 2012
 Sex Is Like Four Dollars, 2012
Sex Is Like Four Dollars, 2012
 She Was Smart, 2012
She Was Smart, 2012
 She's Having Sex, 2012
She's Having Sex, 2012
 Downloading Porn, 2012
Downloading Porn, 2012
 So Much Bigger, 2012
So Much Bigger, 2012
 But I Do, 2012
But I Do, 2012
 Something's Wrong, 2012   
Something's Wrong, 2012 
 Pyramid Scheme, 2012
Pyramid Scheme, 2012
 Stimulus Package, 2012
Stimulus Package, 2012
 Straight From The iPhone, 2012
Straight From The iPhone, 2012
 That's A Dude, 2012
That's A Dude, 2012
 The Certificate Of Appreciation, 2012
The Certificate Of Appreciation, 2012
 The Fear Of Loneliness, 2012
The Fear Of Loneliness, 2012
 The Gospel, 2012
The Gospel, 2012
 Squirteen, 2012
Squirteen, 2012
 The Only One, 2012
The Only One, 2012
 The Storm Defined My Moment, 2012
The Storm Defined My Moment, 2012
 The Summer Of 10th Grade, 2012
The Summer Of 10th Grade, 2012
 You Never Take Me, 2012
You Never Take Me, 2012
 The Unforgettable Ex Award, 2012
The Unforgettable Ex Award, 2012
 Pro, 2012
Pro, 2012
 The Veil Of Ignorance, 2012
The Veil Of Ignorance, 2012
 Shit In Common, 2012
Shit In Common, 2012
 Martavius Bobo Kisses The Socialite, 2012
Martavius Bobo Kisses The Socialite, 2012
 Will He Make More?, 2012
Will He Make More?, 2012
 What Is Love, 2012
What Is Love, 2012
 What's Coming, 2012
What's Coming, 2012
 Where Men Turn Cold, 2012
Where Men Turn Cold, 2012
 Why Can't You, 2012
Why Can't You, 2012
 Fucking Classy, 2012
Fucking Classy, 2012
 Will I Die Bored?, 2012
Will I Die Bored?, 2012
 Will You Save Me?, 2012
Will You Save Me?, 2012
 You Look Successful, 2012
You Look Successful, 2012
Inheritance.jpg
Love, Sex & Drunk-texts (hardcover)
Love, Sex & Drunk-texts (hardcover)There is one thing to design an ebook, and another to design a book. I paid myself with Philly Cheese Steaks on Fridays.
Love, Sex & Drunk-texts
Love, Sex & Drunk-textsPrint ad creation for my book Love, Sex & Drunk-texts 2013.
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